A List

Reasons I May Never Get Married:

A List by Me

10. I'm selfish

9. I'm impatient

8. I'm immature

7. I don't go on dates

6. I don't talk to boys

5. I want an education

4. I'm beautiful in an intimidating way--guys are scared to talk to me 

(at least that's what I like to think)

3. All of the men I like are fictional

2. There are too many attractive men to choose from

1. Chris Hemsworth is already married

This is the face that prevents me from getting married. --->

I hate when girls scream over celebrities, but for him

 I just might do it. (But let's keep that between us. I don't 

want anyone to think I'm crazy ;) )