There was once a
girl who was amazing in every way. She was smart, talented, and beautiful. She
was funny and everyone loved her. She grew up to the wonderful age of 17 and
came up with the idea of starting a wonderful blog with the purpose of becoming
famous. Unfortunately, she was in the car with her mother and accidentally
brought it up, which was a bad idea, because…
She had to invite her mom to do it
with her.
Let me introduce this mom to you. She
is an interesting character. She is short. She is a toothpick. She has black
hair and green eyes, like a female Harry Potter without the glasses. She does
yoga and goes to college so she can become a psychologist. She sometimes
overanalyzes her incredibly patient daughter. She’s very lucky because her
daughter is forgiving and is occasionally willing to overlook all of this and
realize that her mom is pretty cool sometimes.
Now let’s take another look at this
daughter. She is average height. She has brown hair and blue eyes. Basically, she
doesn’t really look like her mother, even though everyone tells her she does. She
wants to become a psychologist or an author or a musician or a costume
designer. She is also pretty cool sometimes. In fact she is really cool all of
the time. This is her first post on her joint blog.
She is now going to stop talking about
herself in third person.
The End.
